How tough am I? How tough am I? I watched that entire Mariners game\u2026 with the audio on.<\/p>\n
The Mariners couldn\u2019t cut it at the Salty Spittoon on Tuesday, losing<\/a> to the Tigers 8-0 in the first game following the trade deadline. Emerson Hancock pitched fine but had some poor defense behind him. Seranthnoy Dom\u00ednguez made his Mariners debut and got shelled. The lineup posted a big ol\u2019 zero. Maybe they should try Weenie Hut Juniors instead<\/a>. The Mariners had the gall to implode on SpongeBob Night at the ballpark. If you see a link in the writing that follows<\/a>, give it a click if you wish to sing along<\/a>.<\/p>\n Have you finished those errands? <\/p>\n This was the first game after the trade deadline, allowing the Mariners to unveil what they\u2019ve been working on the last few weeks<\/a>. It\u2019s the moment you\u2019ve been waiting for<\/a>, in other words. Taylor Ward and Dom\u00ednguez joined the team. Jhonny Pereda made the trip up I-5 to replace Mitch Garver, who was let go along with Rob Refsnyder<\/a>. Even Brendan Donovan returned from his latest trip to the injured list<\/a>. This felt like a good opportunity for a reset. It was not.<\/p>\n Keep going, you\u2019re good<\/p>\n The Tigers did most of their damage in the third. Zach McKinstry doubled to lead off the inning and made his way to third on a groundout. Gleyber Torres then hit a big chopper to short. Colt Emerson reached up to snag it, then fired home to nab McKinstry at the plate. It was a nice play!<\/p>\n But this was an inning that just wouldn\u2019t end<\/a>. Dillon Dingler slapped a hard single past a diving Emerson at short to put two on with two out. Riley Greene hit a broken-bat slow roller to Emerson again, who ranged so far to his right that he had to backhand the ball and make a crossbody throw. Unfortunately, it was a poorly aimed crossbody throw, sailing weast of first <\/a>and into foul territory, allowing the first run to score. Colt Keith dropped a looping single into right field to plate two more and make the game 3-0. It was still early, but this already felt enough like the 2026 Mariners that I started watching SpongeBob videos instead<\/a>.<\/p>\n Hancock would eventually give up a legitimate run on a solo shot to Greene in the fifth. Otherwise, Hancock was fine. He threw six innings, struck out six and kept the hard contact to a minimum. It was a perfectly normal start.<\/a><\/p>\n Greetings, from Apple World<\/p>\n The game was still 4-0 in the ninth, and Dan Wilson saw fit to bring in Dom\u00ednguez for a no-pressure debut. He got shelled<\/a>. Dom\u00ednguez walked the first batter then gave up a single. After an out, he gave up a three-run homer to Gleyber Torres. Then he immediately gave up another homer to Dingler. After another single and another walk, his night was done.<\/p>\n The Mariners would have lost this one no matter how many runs they gave up. They scored zero. It wasn\u2019t the absolute worst performance of the year, but only because there\u2019s been a lot of competition. They picked up just four hits \u2014 all singles \u2014 and three walks without ever really threatening. In fact, they picked up only two hard hit balls all night, as Troy Melton ate everything in sight.<\/a> They couldn\u2019t lay off the hook (it was a splitter but let me have this one<\/a>). The Mariners tepid deadline was largely an acknowledgement that they won\u2019t go anywhere if their existing starts step up. They still seem to be in denial of their identities.<\/a> Not even Ward could get them going, with an 0-for in his debut<\/a>.<\/p>\n Colt Emerson struck out swinging in the fourth on a fastball at eye level, which is the type of thing people say to mean \u201chigh\u201d, but this one was literally at eye level. Not to pick on the kid, but this was a bit avant garde<\/a>.<\/p>\n Sorry, I don\u2019t speak Italian<\/p>\n Dominic Canzone hit a single in the first inning. <\/a><\/p>\n The Mariners won\u2019t have to worry about the Hash-Slinging Slasher<\/a> in game two because the Tigers traded him to the Dodgers. Instead, they\u2019ll face Drew Anderson. <\/a><\/p>\n The stars at night are dull and dim<\/p>\n Both Texas teams won tonight<\/a>. The Mariners are back in third<\/a>.<\/p>\n It\u2019s OK, Rocky, you go when you feel like it<\/p>\n I keep waiting for this team to get going. There\u2019s been several opportunities for a narrative shift, between the All-Star Break, a clutch homer, the calendar flipping to August, the return home, the deadline, etc. But the magic conch shell<\/a> has yet grant permission. It seems they\u2019re content to go at their own pace<\/a>. Maybe it\u2019s time to put this season to rest<\/a>. There\u2019s always next year<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"How tough am I? How tough am I? 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