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My boyfriend \u201cJake\u201d got me a really nice pair of ruby earrings for my birthday three weeks ago. They are beyond gorgeous, but there\u2019s one problem\u2014my ears aren\u2019t pierced, and Jake wants me to have my ears pierced so I can wear them. The trouble is, I have a tendency toward developing keloid scars. Piercings can trigger them, and the last thing I need are keloided-up earlobes. I\u2019ve offered to have the earrings made into a necklace (which I like the idea of better anyway), but Jake is acting all offended and it\u2019s becoming a sore point. What can I do?<\/p>\n

\u2014Exorcised Over Earrings<\/p>\n

Dear Exorcised,<\/p>\n

Assuming you told Jake about the keloid situation and he continued to push his piercing agenda, here\u2019s what you can do: sell the earrings and use the proceeds to buy a new outfit for the first date you go on after the two of you break up. Because the way he\u2019s behaving is ridiculous and shows a total lack of care for you. If you haven\u2019t explained why you\u2019re hesitant, well, I\u2019m sorry to say I still don\u2019t like him at all. Health condition or not, gifting earrings to a person who doesn\u2019t want to poke holes in her earlobes, pushing her to do so, and then sulking over the proposal of a perfectly nice compromise is jerk behavior. Maybe try to play a mental trick on yourself: Pretend like you develop keloids every time someone disrespects you or disregards your wellbeing. That should give you the motivation to leave him.<\/p>\n

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I\u2019m facing a dilemma in the medium-to-near future. My dear friends of 20+ years are also my dog sitters. We are all very picky about dog care, and they\u2019ve taken excellent care of my dogs when I\u2019m out of town. I keep their dogs, too, which I really enjoy. Happy dog \u201cfamily.\u201d<\/p>\n

But they are about 10 years older than me. I\u2019m 65. You see where this is going. The wife of the family has always been flaky and not entirely dependable, but in recent years she\u2019s been getting a bit dotty. The husband is mentally just fine but has some health issues that concern me.<\/p>\n

The day will come when I have to tell them we\u2019re sending the dogs to someone else. They love our dogs, by the way. I fear this will be heartbreaking for them (and in truth, me too). How can I manage this inevitable future?<\/p>\n

\u2014Greyhound Mom<\/p>\n

Dear Greyhound Mom,<\/p>\n

It\u2019s best to make a change before your friends\u2019 age-related limitations lead to your dog slipping out a door that\u2019s not properly closed or eating something that makes him sick. That\u2019s something that would be really heartbreaking for them (and you). This doesn\u2019t have to be a really sad situation. In fact, there\u2019s a good chance that your friends might be relieved to get a break from dogsitting as managing their own needs becomes more and more taxing. Over the next few months, maybe there will be a time when your planned travel coincides with an illness or procedure for one of them. Take that opportunity to say, \u201cI\u2019m going to let you recover from cataract surgery without Muffin underfoot\u201d and explain that you\u2019re using a backup sitter. Then, add, \u201cAs soon as I\u2019m back, the two of us will come over to bring you dinner or anything else you might need.\u201d At that visit, break the news, with a positive spin and a plan for a continued relationship: \u201cThis was so much fun. I know you two have a lot to handle with the health stuff and you\u2019re at a point in life when you don\u2019t need to be bending over to pick up extra poop. How does this sound: From now on, I\u2019ll leave the heavy dog lifting to my neighbor who could really use the extra cash, and we\u2019ll come over to hang out or can meet up at the dog park to just enjoy the fun parts.\u201d<\/p>\n

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No one likes my sister-in-law, \u201cSasha.\u201d But I also feel sorry for her, because one of the reasons she\u2019s so hard to get along with is her intense anxiety. She hates having company over, but my brother wants to be the home we all gather at. So he invites us, then she sends out passive-aggressive emails about how there\u2019s no parking, or that it doesn\u2019t matter what time they invite us for because \u201cno one ever gets here on time.\u201d Clearly, they don\u2019t talk to each other about plans, timing, food, etc. Sometimes when we show up, she\u2019s in the bedroom sulking. If her dog bites someone (more than once, and yes, it\u2019s really \u201cher\u201d dog), she gets mad at the person who got bit.<\/p>\n

There\u2019s a long back story that partly explains her hostility. (She had an affair with my brother when he was married to his first wife, whom we all still really like. She hates that we\u2019re still friends with wife #1. But that was 20 years ago, so you\u2019d think we\u2019d be well past that drama.) But she has said some incredibly rude and mean things to my grown kids, to my other brother\u2019s wife and to my parents. So despite feeling bad about her struggles with anxiety, with weird family dynamics, and with sobriety (she\u2019s been sober for a couple of years now), we still don\u2019t like her.<\/p>\n

On top of all that, she\u2019s openly mean to my brother (her husband). I\u2019m trying to do my part to be publicly supportive on the family group chat, and not gossip. His kids with his first wife limit their time at these family gatherings and tell their dad and step-mom that they can visit separately, but not together, when they travel to see the grandkids. My brother is a jerk for not being a better husband to her, and not communicating honestly about his desire to have big family gatherings. But I can\u2019t get in the middle of helping them communicate with each other\u2014it doesn\u2019t work.<\/p>\n

Now I see my niece trying to step forward and be the facilitator. We have a big deal birthday party coming up, with lots of mixed messaging about timing, food, parking. My niece (oldest daughter syndrome) sent a separate email to me and my other brother\u2019s wife, trying to clear things up. I feel so bad for her! She shouldn\u2019t have to take on this mess. I don\u2019t know that I have a role, other than to meditate, watch my own boundaries, and leave early. But I am sad that my brother, despite his flaws, doesn\u2019t get to have the big happy family gatherings he so desperately desires.<\/p>\n

\u2014We Don\u2019t Like Aunt Sasha<\/p>\n

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\u201cI don\u2019t know that I have a role other than to meditate, watch my own boundaries and leave early\u201d is the kind of sentence that threatens my job security. You already have this figured out. Sasha sounds like a disaster on multiple levels, and you clearly don\u2019t need me to explain how little power you have to change that. The only thing I\u2019d add is that your brother may not be having the happy family gatherings he desires, but he\u2019s having the family gatherings he deserves. Maybe \u201cdeserves\u201d is a little too harsh, but he\u2019s living with the natural consequences of choosing a spouse with this personality type, and entering the relationship under circumstances that were never going to lead to warm fuzzy feelings for everyone.<\/p>\n

I feel for your niece, too. Why don\u2019t you reach out to her, and without vilifying her mother, let her know that you recognize how tough the family dynamics are and how hard she\u2019s working to accommodate everyone? You can offer the perspective that many families have these kinds of issues, that it\u2019s really on the adults to figure things out, and that you\u2019re available if she ever wants to vent \u2014 or to get together without all the other personalities.<\/p>\n

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Three years ago, my hair turned a certain shade of silver, and from that point forward, about 1 in every 20 women I work with, especially those in their early 20s, started making passes at me. Our group of eight college interns decided to have lunch with me on Thursdays, which I agreed to for mentorship purposes, but they seemed to be in competition to get my attention, doing stuff like lifting up a shirt to show me tattoos, texting me vacation pictures in bathing suits or bikinis, or trying to give me a back rub (I do not want to be touched in the office)\u2026<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Sign up for the Slatest to get the most insightful analysis, criticism, and advice out there, delivered to…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":842952,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[3005,11463,83542,79],"class_list":["post-842951","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-science","tag-advice","tag-dear-prudence","tag-featured-rubric","tag-science"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/842951","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=842951"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/842951\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/842952"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=842951"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=842951"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=842951"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}