{"id":862169,"date":"2026-09-27T06:24:09","date_gmt":"2026-09-27T06:24:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/862169\/"},"modified":"2026-09-27T06:24:09","modified_gmt":"2026-09-27T06:24:09","slug":"63-doctors-share-their-dumbest-ever-patient-stories","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/862169\/","title":{"rendered":"63 Doctors Share Their Dumbest Ever Patient Stories"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>      40.<\/p>\n<p>      &#8220;There was a 24-year-old patient who was brought in from a jail in a rural county. He was working on a roadside cleanup when he found a bottle in a ditch that he thought contained alcohol, and he quickly chugged it down. To be fair, it did look like whiskey. It wasn&#8217;t. It turns out it was a substance that contained sulfuric acid. Its pH was less than 2.5&#8230;it just ate up the litmus paper. So shortly after he got to the ICU, he was in excruciating pain and vomiting blood.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The gastroenterologist took him to do an EGD (basically a procedure where they can look at the esophagus, stomach, and duodenum with a camera attached to a flexible tube), and the pictures were horrendous. You could literally see his stomach and esophageal mucosa eroding away.<\/p>\n<p>He had to be sent off to another hospital where they had an esophageal surgeon who could repair the mess. He, of course, needed multiple surgeries and had a very long hospital stay. I saw him a few months later when he was admitted for another issue. He was down to 90 pounds (from about 150) and was getting fed through a PEG tube.<\/p>\n<p>He was very lucky to be young and otherwise healthy (but obviously not very smart).&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014<a href=\"https:\/\/reddit.com\/r\/AskReddit\/comments\/8ahvia\/doctors_of_reddit_whats_the_stupidest_patient\/dwz2r5q\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">u\/LedRaptor<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"40. &#8220;There was a 24-year-old patient who was brought in from a jail in a rural county. He&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":862170,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[59],"tags":[3306,1757,97,252,253],"class_list":["post-862169","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-health-care","tag-bestofinternet-reddit","tag-evergreen","tag-health","tag-health-care","tag-healthcare"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/862169","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=862169"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/862169\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/862170"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=862169"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=862169"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=862169"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}