{"id":883578,"date":"2026-10-15T20:52:08","date_gmt":"2026-10-15T20:52:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/883578\/"},"modified":"2026-10-15T20:52:08","modified_gmt":"2026-10-15T20:52:08","slug":"the-ocarina-of-time-remake-doesnt-do-everyones-favorite-bombchu-bowling-baddie-justice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/883578\/","title":{"rendered":"The Ocarina Of Time Remake Doesn’t Do Everyone’s Favorite Bombchu-Bowling Baddie Justice"},"content":{"rendered":"

There\u2019s one Ocarina of Time character who, more than any other, I\u2019ve been looking forward to seeing in the new remake: The Bombchu Bowling Alley Operator. She is my hero, somehow managing to pull off the radical act of rest while that carnival funhouse song is blaring over her establishment\u2019s speakers. And! She\u2019s a stone-cold fucking baddie. The crop top! The blue pixie cut with the side bangs! Those douyin-style<\/a> lips! Baddie all the way down. She even maintains peak cutie patootie status in her Ocarina 3DS incarnation<\/a>.<\/p>\n

She\u2019s so damn iconic that folks were making it a point to find her during Nintendo\u2019s recent hands-on preview event.<\/p>\n

Seeing her in the\u00a0Ocarina\u00a0remake for hella commotion. It\u2019s like seeing one your earliest crushes for the first time in decades. They\u2019re older and not quite how you remember them but they\u2019re still beautiful. I kinda like her updated style with new features that build up more of her character. Her black wrist cuffs and dark nail polish add a bit of goth flavoring, enhanced by the deeper pinks and purples on her new knit crop top. I can now believe that she\u2019s a recreational demolitions expert.<\/p>\n

Ladies and gentleman, we got em!
Bombchu Bowling Lady in OoT Remake! pic.twitter.com\/8vent1d2Qd<\/a><\/p>\n

\u2014 \u2699Gears\u2699 (@TickingGears) October 14, 2026<\/a><\/p>\n

But I gotta say, her serve has diminished a bit from her original polygonal self. Developers had to do more with less in the old days, and her makeup and expressions in particular make her look so much more emotive in the original. She\u2019s cunty as hell (even with her eyes closed!) on the N64 and is just\u2026kinda there on the Switch 2.<\/p>\n

BOMBCHU BOWLING ALLEY LADY, THE TIMELESS WOMAN THAT YOU ARE \ud83d\udc9c pic.twitter.com\/dzy6cKhahJ<\/a><\/p>\n

\u2014 \ud83c\udf83c\u03c3\u03c3k\u00ed\u0454 \ud83c\udfae Ace Attorney (@ArcanaLegacy) October 14, 2026<\/a><\/p>\n

I love her and I\u2019m glad she\u2019s back even if, like with Link, her appearance doesn\u2019t quite pack the same punch as it did back in the day.<\/p>\n