{"id":93397,"date":"2025-08-19T03:29:09","date_gmt":"2025-08-19T03:29:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/93397\/"},"modified":"2025-08-19T03:29:09","modified_gmt":"2025-08-19T03:29:09","slug":"reacting-to-team-usas-ryder-cup-scripting-by-ralph-lauren","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/93397\/","title":{"rendered":"Reacting to Team USA’s Ryder Cup Scripting by Ralph Lauren"},"content":{"rendered":"

On Monday, the scripting for the U.S. Ryder Cup team<\/a> was unveiled, and the reviews were, how should we say, not great. The comments in the Fried Egg group chat were simply too good not to share with you all.<\/p>\n

Will Knights<\/a>: My general takeaway is that there are only so many different ways you can combine red, white, and blue, but I am certain that there are better ways than what they chose. Do we really need pixelated patches on chests that make you question your eyesight? Or blocky white and blue lines that look more like one of those mind-benders you\u2019d find in a Highlights magazine?<\/p>\n

Also, I thought we left zipper collars back in 2007? If we\u2019re bringing the mid-2000s back, I would love to see someone put a Nike Sasquatch driver in play on the first tee and with \u201cWe Fly High\u201d by Jim Jones playing in the grandstand. I\u2019m all in on that.<\/p>\n

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Abby Liebenthal<\/a>: This is my Met Gala. I can\u2019t wait to see these gents walk through a grandstand tunnel as their runway. I have three questions:\u00a0<\/p>\n

1. Will Bryson be able to get the polos without a zipper or buttons over his head?\u00a0<\/p>\n

2. Is the Monday shirt design inspired by 90s Styrofoam cups<\/a>?\u00a0<\/p>\n

\"\"\/Team USA Monday scripting<\/p>\n

3. Will there be a life-size RL bear on property, and will it actually be PJ?\u00a0<\/p>\n

PJ Clark<\/a>: The grey hats? Bad. Split paneling? Also bad. Does Sunday\u2019s shirt look like something we\u2019ll look back on fondly in 25 years? Sure doesn\u2019t. Not a lot of it is good. One thing is especially jarring, though\u2026 the bomber jacket.<\/p>\n

\"\"\/<\/a>Team USA bomber jacket<\/p>\n

This bomber jacket is sure to be a family heirloom for Long Islanders for generations to come. The front features the Ryder Cup itself with some 2025 branding and an eagle carrying the stars and stripes as it flies across the right side of one\u2019s chest. The back, however, is the real star. That same eagle continues its flight across a tangentially correct outline of the state of New York, which has landmarks such as Albany, the Adirondack Mountains, and, of course, Bethpage Black marked off. Are any of these landmarks in the right location? Kinda! Just imagine Kevin Kisner driving his cart down the 15th fairway while wearing one of these bad boys with some aviators on. It\u2019ll be great.<\/p>\n

Meg Adkins<\/a>: I\u2019ll echo my colleagues’ sentiments on the Ralph Luh-ren (Keegan Bradley fancy boy pronunciation<\/a>) uniforms. There’s a little good, a lot of bad, and some serious ugly in there. I sure hope we see some uniform-related gambling odds in the coming weeks. Bryson wearing the bomber jacket is an absolute lock. My favorite thing by far about the uniform announcement was this nugget from David Lauren, Ralph Luh-ren’s Chief Branding and Innovation Officer, when asked about captain and player input: “Their feedback has been crucial in developing our products, whether that be the precise cut of the pants or the exact drape of a polo. We once actually had Tom Watson get into the shower to test our latest rain gear. That\u2019s the level of detail we go into.”\u00a0<\/p>\n

If we don’t get a behind-the-scenes look of a windshirt-clad Keegan in a shower, what are we doing here?<\/p>\n

Brendan Porath<\/a>: Don Rea has stepped to the microphone, asked to follow up just a little bit, and proclaimed that \u201cLisa Pavin\u201d is not walking through that door. In recent years, the American Ryder Cup operation, in partnership with Ralph Lauren, has put some pretty firm guardrails up. Monotony carried the day. Basic reds, whites, and blues were only allowed, with frequent striping. Also, that offensive flattening USA font emblazoned on everything. For Bethpage, the colors remain, but we have some Pavin-style avant-garde elements that have been missing in recent years. They\u2019re mostly terrible, and I love it.<\/p>\n

The absolute refusal to F around with buttons on the polos for the first two days of competition is stimulating. How about we give you no buttons and you like it? What about the zipper placket for a full two-day Saturday session?\u00a0<\/p>\n

Those are just amusing. The more conventional button-boy polo for Sunday is actually bad. Loud in a bad, not fun way.\u00a0<\/p>\n

\"\"\/<\/a>Team USA Sunday scripting<\/p>\n

Anyways, I love that there\u2019s some real provocation going on here again.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Do Ryder Cup uniforms matter? No. Are they a fruitful source of derision and amusement? Yes. It\u2019s fun to have fun. When else are we going to get Patrick Cantlay or Russ Henley in a bomber jacket? Also, they\u2019re going to sell so much of this stuff on Long Island.<\/p>\n

What do you think of the scripting<\/a>? Let us know in the comments below!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"On Monday, the scripting for the U.S. Ryder Cup team was unveiled, and the reviews were, how should…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":93398,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[71],"tags":[427,99],"class_list":["post-93397","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-golf","tag-golf","tag-sports"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93397","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=93397"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93397\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/93398"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=93397"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=93397"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=93397"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}